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“I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE, LIFT HEAVY, EAT CLEAN, TALK DIRTY...”
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Made for you in 1 to 3 business days, then 2 to 5 business days to US addresses.
Order by December 16 for standard US delivery before Christmas.

To My Swolemate
"I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE, LIFT HEAVY, EAT CLEAN, TALK DIRTY... AND GRAB YOUR BUTT. YOU GET ME SO WORKED UP. I WANT TO MAKE YOU PART OF MY MEAL PLAN. I PROMISE TO ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE. OR UNDER YOU. OR ON TOP. I Love You, Always & Forever"
This card comes in the box with the necklace.
The gym is the one hour of the day that belongs to the two of you, and somewhere along the line it turned into how you say things to each other. Nobody outside would get it. Give her the inside joke made permanent, something she can wear on rest days too.
That card ships with the necklace, ready to hand over.



Made for you in 1 to 3 business days. US delivery 2 to 5 business days after that. Delivery times are estimates. You will receive tracking when your order ships.
If it does not make their day, it comes back on ours. 30 day money back guarantee. See our returns and refunds policy for eligibility, personalization, and return shipping details.
Free shipping on orders over $85. Tracking by email when it ships. 30 day money back guarantee; for message card jewelry you never need to ship anything back.
Jewelry and message cards for the people who mean everything.