Each item is made to order just for you and your loved one. Please allow 1 to 3 business days for your order to be made and shipped.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 to 5 business days with standard shipping (1 to 3 business days with priority at checkout)
Canada: 5 to 10 business days with standard shipping (5 to 10 business days with priority at checkout)
UK & EU: 3 to 7 business days with standard shipping
Australia & New Zealand: 8 to 20 business days with standard shipping
Rest of the World: 5 to 10 business days with standard shipping
“I just want to cuddle, lift heavy, eat clean, talk dirty...”
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Protection Plan (valid for 2 years)
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Do It Yourself Gift Wrap
Add a little something special to your unique gift by gift wrapping!
Love Knot Stud Earrings
The matching studs for the Love Knot necklace. Same tied knot, same white gold finish.
Made for you in 1 to 3 business days, then 2 to 5 business days to US addresses.
Order by December 16 for standard US delivery before Christmas.
To My Swolemate
I just want to cuddle, lift heavy, eat clean, talk dirty... and grab your butt. You get me so worked up. I want to make you part of my meal plan. I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
I Love You, Always & Forever
This card comes in the box with the necklace.
Nobody else would meet you at the gym at five and then still want to spend the evening together. She's the one person who's in it with you on both fronts, the discipline and the mess. Say the part that isn't a joke, for once.
She'll read it twice. Everyone does.
Made for you in 1 to 3 business days. US delivery 2 to 5 business days after that. Delivery times are estimates. You will receive tracking when your order ships.
If it does not make their day, it comes back on ours. 30 day money back guarantee. See our returns and refunds policy for eligibility, personalization, and return shipping details.
Is the card as cheeky as it sounds?
Yes. It opens "I just want to cuddle, lift heavy, eat clean" and gets bolder from there. The message comes printed on the card and you sign it by hand before you give it.
You may also like more gifts for your wife or partner, the whole love knot necklace collection, or the Straighten Your Crown love knot if she deserves the sincere version too.
Free shipping on orders over $85. Tracking by email when it ships. 30 day money back guarantee; for message card jewelry you never need to ship anything back.
Jewelry and message cards for the people who mean everything.
