Each item is made to order just for you and your loved one. Please allow 1 to 3 business days for your order to be made and shipped.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 to 5 business days with standard shipping (1 to 3 business days with priority at checkout)
Canada: 5 to 10 business days with standard shipping (5 to 10 business days with priority at checkout)
UK & EU: 3 to 7 business days with standard shipping
Australia & New Zealand: 8 to 20 business days with standard shipping
Rest of the World: 5 to 10 business days with standard shipping
“I just want to cuddle, lift heavy, eat clean, talk dirty...”
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Premium Addons
Protection Plan (valid for 2 years)
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Made for you in 1 to 3 business days, then 2 to 5 business days to US addresses.
Order by December 16 for standard US delivery before Christmas.

To My Swolemate
I just want to cuddle, lift heavy, eat clean, talk dirty... and do cardio with you all night long. You get me so worked up. I want to make you part of my meal plan. I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
I Love You, Always & Forever
This card comes in the box with the necklace.
Nobody outside the two of you would get it. The 5 a.m. alarms, the shared meal prep, the spotting each other on the last rep and on the bad days. It is a love language built out of effort. Here it is written down, exactly as unserious and exactly as true as the two of you actually are.
They'll read it twice. Everyone does.



Made for you in 1 to 3 business days. US delivery 2 to 5 business days after that. Delivery times are estimates. You will receive tracking when your order ships.
If it does not make their day, it comes back on ours. 30 day money back guarantee. See our returns and refunds policy for eligibility, personalization, and return shipping details.
Free shipping on orders over $85. Tracking by email when it ships. 30 day money back guarantee; for message card jewelry you never need to ship anything back.
Jewelry and message cards for the people who mean everything.