Only your wife would find this funny, which is precisely the point. The two of you have built a shorthand out of nonsense, and it has held up better than most of the serious conversations. Give her the punchline in a box. She'll open it twice.

• 14K white gold over stainless steel
• Cubic zirconia crystals
• Pendant size approximately 1" x 0.7" (27mm x 17mm)
• 18" to 22" adjustable cable chain with lobster clasp attachment

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