The two of you have never once been serious for a full minute, and that is not a flaw in the marriage. It is the marriage. Send the joke. Just send it attached to something real, so she gets the laugh and the sentiment out of the same box.
To My Smokin' Hot Lady
"IF I HAD ONE WISH, IT WOULD BE TO TURN BACK TIME SO THAT I COULD FIND YOU SOONER AND LOVE YOU LONGER. THE TIME WE SPEND TOGETHER IS LIKE A HOT DOG. I RELISH IT. I MAY NOT BE YOUR FIRST DATE, FIRST KISS OR YOUR FIRST LOVE, BUT I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR LAST EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY BUNS FOR MY WIENER. I LOVE YOU!"
That card ships with the necklace, ready to hand over.
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