He plays the whole thing for laughs, the beard, the swagger, the running joke he's in on. Underneath it he'd very much like to know you find him ridiculous and wonderful in equal measure. Give him a gift that keeps the joke and slips the real thing in underneath, where he can't dodge it.
Made for you in 2 to 3 business days. US delivery 2 to 5 business days after that. Order today and it is gift ready in about a week, with tracking the moment it ships.
If it does not make their day, it comes back on ours. 60 day money back guarantee. No forms, no fine print, no hurt feelings.
Each item is made to order just for you and your loved one. Please allow 2 to 3 business days for your order to be made and shipped.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 to 5 business days with standard shipping, or 1 to 2 business days with priority at checkout
Canada: 4 to 10 business days
UK and Europe: 3 to 10 business days
Australia and New Zealand: 5 to 20 business days
Rest of the World: 5 to 20 business days
